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杨光(杨议 饰)和他的哥们尤条(韩兆 饰)遇到了真正的麻烦,条子被查出身患绝症。杨光决定,要让条子欢乐的走完人生路,实现他没有完成的心愿。然而条子的种种愿望荒唐无理,找初恋、回老家、当皇上、临幸贵妃……让杨光应接不暇越帮越乱,上演了一场笑料百出令人捧腹的“甲方乙方”。就在这场混乱中,杨光一不小心又与
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32集系列相声轻喜剧《笑口常开》是以中国传统相声为蓝本,在搜集的近三百部传统相声段子中,精心挑选了32个内容健康、艺术性佳,群众喜闻乐见的段子,去其糟粕、取之精华加以改编创作而成。其中有反映市井人物百态的《钓鱼》、《拔牙》、《琴棋书画》、《王二爷》、《酒迷》、《白吃》、《王宝钏洗澡》;有针砭时弊的《
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《人命关天》
《DV乐翻天》
《富贵逼人》
杨光在路上机缘巧合的几次不文明行为被电视台播出,成了反面典型。不甘心的杨光拉上条子,准备自己拍摄新闻当成生财之道,却一次次被电视台拒之门外。 保安队为杨光配发了一部DV,杨光拍摄保安队队员的各种生活,获得了大奖。杨光的同学是妇产科主任,同事邻居纷纷来
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